would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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