She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Let's get the cat blown out
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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