When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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