one might say we're banned from that church
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
be right there i have to get my cape
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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