don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
