we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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