I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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