i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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