How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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