Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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