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how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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