So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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