Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
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I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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