Where is the hickey?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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