I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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