It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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