good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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