I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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