Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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