We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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