around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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