That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
