yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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