I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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