hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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