After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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