Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Your cock deserves a montage
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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