I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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