I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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