i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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