you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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