Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i out mim tonsoeep
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