Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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