you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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