my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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