So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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