i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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