Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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