Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i think i have two assholes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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