I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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