i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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