Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
so much tequila, so little girl.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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