I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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