you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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