Pappa wants mamma naked
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
