I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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