was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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