whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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