Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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