Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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