can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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