Its about making memories worth repressing
home. puking in laundry basket.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
